Crothers
01-12-2009, 02:41 AM
Well I was walking down the street, and I met a man. This man told me "Son, I have something to show you". Of course I was suspicious because this man looked dirty and unkept, but I set asside these feelings of mistrust and I decided I would partake in some intelectual exploration with him.
So he leads me around the back of our local Taco Bell, we pushed based the hungry homeless people, and dodged around the bushes to a secret door in the ground. I looked at him with a funny expression on my face and simply stated, "Your not going to make me go down there are you?".
The man stated, "Hi, my name is Joe. Your safe with me".
So I decided to trust him, because obviously everything an unkept homeless man tells you is truth right? So I followed him down a secret tunnel through a long winding staircase which might I add was very rickety into a dimly lit room with test tubes and beakers all over.
The man who calls himself Joe said to me, "Look I have something to show you that will change the gaming industry".
He then points to a tube, in that tube was a pale man with blue hair that fell to either side of his head. He had a thumb that was always extended as in showing that something was good, like a "thumbs up". I watched as Joe then unscrewed the lid, and the man with blue hair spoke. He spoke with a sound that was most clear, and superceded all other voices I have ever heard. He then transformed, he grew this amazingly clean black shirt, his hair took form and formed a Mohawk. He then spoke again and said, "My name is Mohawk, I will change the way you hear things forever".
I said, "Mohawk, how will you do such a thing?".
He replied back simply with, "Cheap affordable voice over ip solutions for gamers around the world, with low resource usage even the weakest of computers can compete with the mightyest. I will bridge the communications barrier forever"
And then there was Mohawk Voice.
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It is my official statement, that the above is 100% true.
So he leads me around the back of our local Taco Bell, we pushed based the hungry homeless people, and dodged around the bushes to a secret door in the ground. I looked at him with a funny expression on my face and simply stated, "Your not going to make me go down there are you?".
The man stated, "Hi, my name is Joe. Your safe with me".
So I decided to trust him, because obviously everything an unkept homeless man tells you is truth right? So I followed him down a secret tunnel through a long winding staircase which might I add was very rickety into a dimly lit room with test tubes and beakers all over.
The man who calls himself Joe said to me, "Look I have something to show you that will change the gaming industry".
He then points to a tube, in that tube was a pale man with blue hair that fell to either side of his head. He had a thumb that was always extended as in showing that something was good, like a "thumbs up". I watched as Joe then unscrewed the lid, and the man with blue hair spoke. He spoke with a sound that was most clear, and superceded all other voices I have ever heard. He then transformed, he grew this amazingly clean black shirt, his hair took form and formed a Mohawk. He then spoke again and said, "My name is Mohawk, I will change the way you hear things forever".
I said, "Mohawk, how will you do such a thing?".
He replied back simply with, "Cheap affordable voice over ip solutions for gamers around the world, with low resource usage even the weakest of computers can compete with the mightyest. I will bridge the communications barrier forever"
And then there was Mohawk Voice.
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It is my official statement, that the above is 100% true.